I feel like a baby teen

Mom, no!
You can’t do this!
I can’t let Teddy go!

He’s always been in my room,
And now you think ‘it’ takes up too much space?
In that case,
I don’t want to grow up.

My toy cars went to little brother
Little sister took my dolls
It’s been so long since I’ve lost
The liberty to scribble on walls

Mom, don’t remind me again
I know I’ve turned sixteen
But you must understand I’ve not ‘grown up’
I feel like a baby-teen
I have developed a liking
For little dresses and clutch bags
And for everything girle, pink and cute
But I haven’t lost my love for Teddy
And you say it doesn’t suit!

I want hair straighteners, nose rings,
And the Lakme LipShine Gloss
But I want to also go to the fair
And for the helicopter ride
And I don’t want to give up candy floss
I want that balloon that flies up in the air
Or at least the heart shaped one
I want to be a super cool teen
And a sensible young girl
But not at the cost of kiddish crazy fun!

Mom, I’m a little girl,
And that’s how I like to be
Please Mom, please
Don’t send Teddy…

Can you find me a mountain to climb?

How can you doubt that I love you?
Didn’t I marry you, eh?
And though I don’t say it too often,
I show it in all sorts of ways.

I’d take you out dining and dancing…
Can you find me a mountain to climb?
An ocean to cross? A boulder to toss?
I’d do them if I had the time.

I’d give you the shirt off me back, love,
I’d give you me last pair of socks;
And last time we went into town, love,
Didn’t I buy you a frock?

I let you go home nice and early,
So you have the time to cook tea;
Remember that sometimes on Sundays
I give you the afternoon free.

I tell you when you’re being bitchy,
I notice when you’re getting fat;
I give you free rein in my tool shed,
I let you wear my favorite hat.

So next time you’re thinkin’ of leaving,
Remember that I think yer great;
And though there are times when yer grumpy…
Fair dinkum, yer still me best mate.

Who else would I trust with the cheque book?
And who else knows just what I like?
And when there are paddocks to muster
Who else but you borrows my bike?

I’ll eat humble pie if I have to,
I’ll say that I’ve been a right jerk,
I’ll tell you I love you; I’ve done it: okay?
Now bloody-well come back to work.

Husan ki toap ka gola Funny

These feelings are so true

What I have to say is straight from the heart

You may not have known it yet

But i have loved you from the start

From the moment our eyes first met

I wanted to get to know you

Please believe everything I say

These feelings are so true

I hope you feel the same way

It’s time to make it official

Let’s be together

I don’t know how far we’ll go

But I hope it last forever.

This is not lust

I love them both, can’t have them both.
It’s tearing me apart!
My former joy and present boy:
Both have got my heart.

I have to choose, so I must lose
Someone I really love.
It feels like dirt that I must hurt
A guy that I dream of.

Why this must be I cannot see;
I only know I must.
Each might endure, for I am sure
That this is love, not lust.

I weep and wail to no avail;
I can’t say no to either.
But if I can’t tell what I want,
Could that mean I want neither?

I Am Sorry For Being a Dick

I’m sorry world
For letting you down
I’m sorry world
For being a clown
I’m sorry world
For making you tic
I’m sorry world
For being a dick
I’m sorry world
For crying
I really should be trying
Thank you world
For not giving up hope
Just don’t send me any soap..

The Cat In The Hat On Aging

Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani

” Sab leh Lo0 ”

Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo woh USA ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Woh TeeKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,

Woh College ki sabse – purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa jisko – saare kehte the… jaani,
Woh jaani ke hathon – ki ‘cutting’ chai meethi,
Woh chup-kese journal – mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh padhte hi chitthi – tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa …
Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani………..

Kadi dhoop mein – apni room se nikalnaa,
Woh project ki Khatir – tha dar dar bhataknaa ,
Woh lecture mein doston – ki proxy lagaanaa,
Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton – ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh viva ! s ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani….
Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani……….

Woh dena Bimaari – ka har time bahana,
Woh doosron ka assignment – ko apnaa banana,
Woh seminar ke din – pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Woh workshop mein din bhar – pasinaa bahanaa,
Woh slogans banana – aur Gym me rakhadna,
Phir Exam ke din ko – tha bechain hona,
Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani……..

College ki thi – woh lambi si raatein,
Woh doston se tapre pe – pyaari si Baatein;
Woh gathering ke din ka – jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;
Woh kudiyon ka yuhin – hamesha akadnaa;
Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi ——-
Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara jamana…
Woh Teekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani…..

College k chaar saal

Ajab larki thi Rehti thi bs Khayalon may,
Wo zarb karti thi Taqseem k sawalon May,

Class room main Pancil Talash karti thi,
Wo bhool jati thi ous ko laga k Balon may,

Ous ki ankho se bazahir thi har ik baat Jiase,
Wo band rehti thi dil k hazar talon may,

Wo pyar choton se izzat baron ki karti Thi,
Na mein Bacho may Aa saka na Umar walon may,

\Mohsin\’ Ub b gar haseeno k chehre na pare,
To hum ne Seekha Kya College K Chaar salon may…..

When you walk with me

when you stay with me
YOU MAKE ME SMILE
when you laugh with me
YOU MAKE ME SMILE
when you talk to me
YOU MAKE ME SMILE
when you walk with me
YOU MAKE ME SMILE
when you …………
……………………..
……………………..
leave me
YOU MAKE ME DIE
when you laugh at me
YOU MAKE ME CRY
when you ignore me
YOU MAKE ME MAD
when you ditch me
YOU MAKE ME BAD
and finally when you ….
………………………….
………………………..
wanna get rid of me
You just Can’t Imagine That

A movie just came out

Hey there little thing
The phone is about to ring
Only one voice will be heard
And that’ll be your king

For once I was smart
Couldn’t fail my part
I got you a special gift
Not messing with your heart

A movie just came out
I have no idea what it’s about
Maybe we should check tonight
Since the idea is not in doubt

I sound like a Backstreet boy
Good thing I’m full of joy
You were found in bed last night
With a professor named Roy

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai

Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai K Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen
Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger Wapis Na Aye,
Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen
Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

Funny Yaadein

Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.

Funny and flirty urdu shayari

Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
Warna Muhabbat To Thi Nasreen Se

Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se

Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se

Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se
Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se

Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se
Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se

Kyun Na Aey Teri Yaad?

Ab Jab Girja Baadal Teri Yaad Ai
Jhoom Ke Barsa Saawan Teri Yaad Ai
Bheega Main Lekin Phir Bhi Teri Yaad Ai
Kyun Na Aey Teri Yaad?
Tune Jo Chhatri Ab Tak Nahi Lautai

Teen Moqay Bhi Diye Qazi Ne Ghor-O Fikr Ke

Aaj Tak Woh Band Baje Shaamiyana Yaad Hay
Khud Ko Itni Dhoom Se Sooli Charhana Yaad Hay

Teen Moqay Bhi Diye Qazi Ne Ghor-O Fikr Ke
Aaj Tak Who Qeemati Moqay Ganwana Yaad Hay

Aik Nah Kafi Thi Her Muskil Se Bachne Ke Liye
Hum Ko Han Ka Faislaa Who Ehmaqana Yaad Hay
Ghar Jise Laye The Hum Roti Pakane Ke Liye
Ab Pakati Hay Hamen Us Ka Pakana Yaad Hay

Nah Silaee Janti Hay Nah Cooking Maloom Hay
Han Oose Shohar Ko Ungli Per Nachaana Yaad Hay

Uski Her Ik Baat Per Kehna Hi Parta Hay ‘Bajaa’
Is Tarah Ooska Hamen Barson Bajana Yaad Hay

Mantay Hen Hum Husaini Hadesaa Hoga Shdeed
Kiyon Keh Tum Ko Waqeaa Itna Puranaa Yaad Hay?

Famous Poem Banen Len Jaandeo

Banen Len Jaandeo
Banen Le Ke Aandeo

Paandeo Te Pendi Nai
Laandeo Te Lendi Nai

Le Jaave Te Dooji Waari
Paan Jo Gi Rendi Nai

Banen Mai Diyan Ga !!!!

Pao Ge To Pe Jaaye
Lao Ge Te Le Jaaye

Le Jaaye Te Dooji Waari
Paan Jo Gi Reh Jaaye

Banen Meri Vadhiya
Banen Meri Top Di

Vaddian Noo Poori Aaye
Nikeyaan De Naap Di

Chhez Huve Asli
Te Moo?on Paee Boldi

Thoop Nalo Gori Lage
Rassi Utte Doldi

Jinne Varrey Chao Tussi Ais Noon Ha?ndaa Lo

Pher Paanve Bachayaan Da Jhaangia Bana Lo?

Aaj Subah Hi Multan Gai Hai

Gher Ke Kamon Se Ghabra Ker
Apni Job Se Aajiz Aa Ker
6 Hafte Ki Chutti Pa Ker
Ker Ke Gher Sunsaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Sone Ke Set Banwaye Gi
Shaan Masale Bhi Laye Gi
Suit Bohut Se Silwaye Gi
Silk Ke Le Ke Thaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Aish Karon Gi Amma Ke Gher
Kaam Karain Ge Noker Chaker
Car Main Le Jaye Ga Shofer
Le Ke Yeh Arman Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Pannu Main Rehte Hain Aakil Chacha
Changa Manga Main Taya Hai
Sab Se Mil Ker Ana Hai
Bana Ke Sare Plan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Boli Rehna Ache Soher
Dafter Se Seedhe Ana Gher
Jate Jate Haath Main De
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Trah Trah Ke Khane Paka Ker
Bher Dala Sara Freazer
Take Main Na Khaon Bahir
Kerk Ke Poora Etminan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Ik Din Phone Kiya Us Ke Gher
Bole Us Ke Mama Asgher
Who To Le Ke Sara Tabber
Aaj Subah Hi Multan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Dhoop Or Germi Se Aa Ker Tang
Mela Huwa Jab Us Ka Rang
Apni Ik Saheli Ke Sang
Wahan Se Kaghan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Aati Hai Us Ki Email Baraber
Kehti Hai Mujhe Ko Bhejo Doller
Phas Mushkil Main Jaan Gai Hai
Hoton Ki Mare Muskan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai?

Masoom hai meri munni

Naam to Likh doon

Uss ka

Hr Jagah

Magar

Ye khayal Aata hy

Masoom hai

Meri Munni !!

Kahi Badnam

Na ho Jaye.

Punjabi Amplifier on Exams

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,

Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.?